15 posts tagged with "讽刺"

老李在G2025次高铁上饿得前胸贴后背，他翻遍背包，只找到一桶方便面。

老王是小区的"集福"达人。今年支付宝的集福活动，他比往年更卖力。每天早上，他会在小区群里发"福卡互换"的接龙，然后像个勤劳的蜜蜂一样，挨家挨户上门，笑眯眯地收走别人多余的"爱国福"、"和谐福"，又把自己的"富强福"、"友善福"慷慨送出。

他的目标很明确：集齐五福，兑换传说中的"锦鲤卡"。据说，拥有这张卡，就能得到一次"开运"的机会。当然，具体怎么"开运"，支付宝没说，大家也都不清楚，但老王觉得，总比啥也没有强。

Old Li was feeling troubled recently. His company was being restructured and he was facing layoffs. He was busy looking for a job during the day and couldn't sleep at night due to anxiety. He believed in a saying: it's not advisable to make major decisions at night. He saw this saying online, attributed to experts, who claimed the brain tends to be impulsive and judgment is impaired at night.

Li Weidong became famous. Not because he was admitted to Tsinghua or Peking University, but because he reported the school for starting classes early.

Old Wang recently made a fortune. Not from demolition, and not from winning the lottery, but from... eating dog meat.