The Art of Subtle Sarcasm
Old Wang was about to go downstairs to buy groceries when he received the letter. The envelope was a cheap white one, with a blurred red heart printed in the middle, along with some crooked cartoon words: "Thank you for your charitable donation!" He suspiciously opened the letter. Inside was a printed piece of paper with graceful Song typeface, which read: "Dear Mr. Wang, thank you for your generosity in donating a valuable ten yuan to the underprivileged students of our school. Your kindness is like a beacon, illuminating the path we tread. All teachers and students of our school hereby express our sincerest gratitude! To reciprocate your kindness, we are awarding you the following 'exclusive' honorary title: 'The Magnanimous, Yet Miserly Great Philanthropist'!"
Old Wang's hand trembled, and he almost dropped the letter. What was this? Subtle sarcasm? He stared at the bolded words "Magnanimous, Yet Miserly Great Philanthropist," feeling like his chest was constricted. He donated ten yuan to show his support for his daughter's school's "charity donation" event; he didn't actually intend to be a philanthropist. How did donating a small amount become a sin?