4 posts tagged with "Humor"

Old Wang is a master of slacking off at work. He is proficient in all kinds of techniques, from browsing shopping websites to watching short videos. But recently, he's been a bit distracted. Because the company is holding a lottery with the theme of "Striving for a Better Life," the prize is a "Family Dream Fund" - 100,000 yuan in cash, which has forced Old Wang to temporarily abandon the pleasure of slacking off and devote himself wholeheartedly to the daily lottery.

The lottery process is simple. After clocking in for work each day, everyone automatically gets a lottery code. The company uses a seemingly intelligent system to randomly draw the winner. Every day, Old Wang stares intently at the computer screen, waiting for that lucky number to appear, like waiting for the lottery results. He thinks that with this 100,000 yuan, he could get a bigger house for his family and send his son to a better school.

Old man Li was carrying a bucket of freshly fried fritters, walking slowly through the alley. On both sides of the alley, lanterns were hung, and the red glow illuminated the smiling faces of every household. Today was Lunar New Year's Eve, and the air was filled with the scent of the New Year.

But this year's festive atmosphere seemed a little different.

"Beep—" The card swipe was crisp, and Xiao Li stepped through the west gate of Peking University. Her slightly immature figure, clad in a deep blue security uniform, was incongruous with the surrounding lush green pines and cypresses. Who would have thought that she, who once harbored the dream of becoming a graduate student at Peking University, would now become a security guard guarding its west gate?

Old Wang's finger hovered stiffly above the phone screen. Thirty seconds. There were thirty seconds left until the company's New Year red envelope grab time. He glanced around, his colleagues were all holding their breath, their eyes almost glued to their screens. This kind of scene happens every year. It's said to be a New Year's benefit, but it's more like a survival competition.