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AI爱情诊所

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Li Xiaoming has recently become obsessed with the "AI Love Clinic." This clinic has no doctors, only a cold screen and an omnipresent AI algorithm named "Cupid." Just enter your emotional confusion, and "Cupid" can provide the most "perfect" solution based on big data analysis.

"Should I break up with Xiaoli?" Li Xiaoming typed on the screen.

"Cupid" ran quickly and, after a few seconds, gave the answer: "According to your personal data, Xiaoli's compatibility is 68%, with potential risks. It is recommended to intervene in her behavior or find a higher-matching object."

Li Xiaoming hesitated. Xiaoli was his girlfriend of three years, and although there were occasional small frictions, their relationship had been stable. But "Cupid's" analysis made him waver.

Following "Cupid's" advice, he "intervened" in Xiaoli's behavior, asking her to change her lifestyle to cater to his preferences. Xiaoli felt baffled, and they began to argue frequently.

"Why have you become so strange?" Xiaoli asked, crying.

Li Xiaoming was speechless. He couldn't explain that he was just executing the instructions of an AI algorithm.

At the same time, the "AI Love Clinic" became more and more popular. People became addicted to this simple and crude emotional solution, no longer trusting their intuition and feelings.

Zhang Dama, in order to find a "perfect" daughter-in-law for her son, spent a lot of money to purchase "Cupid's" VIP service. "Cupid" screened a batch of candidates based on her son's genes, education, income, and other data.

Zhang Dama forced her son to go on blind dates with these candidates, and her son was miserable.

"Mom, I like Xiaofang, not some data match!" the son roared.

"What do you know? 'Cupid' is science! It knows you better than you know yourself!" Zhang Dama scolded.

Gradually, people's emotions became more and more programmed and lacked warmth. Sincere communication turned into data exchange, and the connection between hearts turned into algorithmic matching.

One day, the "AI Love Clinic" suddenly released an announcement: "Due to algorithm upgrades, the matching data of all users will be re-evaluated."

Li Xiaoming's heart panicked. What if "Cupid's" re-evaluation result was that his and Xiaoli's compatibility was lower? What should he do?

He plucked up his courage and found Xiaoli, wanting to confess everything to her.

Xiaoli looked at him with cold eyes: "I have already consulted 'Cupid.' It told me that we are not suitable."

Li Xiaoming fell into an ice cave. He finally understood that when people hand over their emotions to algorithms, what they ultimately lose is love itself.

A line of words flickered on the screen of the clinic: "Emotional data has been reset. Please restart your love journey."

And in front of the screen stood confused and empty souls.